Fake Ad: The Panda Spray

Have you ever wanted to be a panda? Have you ever felt the need to have fluffy panda ears? Do black fluffy spots sound awesome to you?
If you said yes to any of these questions, buy the PANDA SPRAY!!!!!!!!*

Pandify yourself and everyone around you!* Look awesome, dance using your furry body, and hit other pandified people with bamboo all at just the press of a button! Just look at these sample photos!

Just look at these sample photos! Just a million small payments of $999,999,999.99! Buy PANDA SPRAY today! :)

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*Default button pandifys you into a giant panda. A RED PANDA SPRAY!!!! is also available upon request
* Only works on people obsessed with pandas, pink fluffy unicorns, non fluffy unicorns in a variety of colors, and red pandas